Well first off you obviously feel insecure about sexual matters such as "getting the ladies" due to the fact that you make so many immature insults about it and feel the need to boast about how you have no trouble with the ladies and how you are a, what does my miserable twisted generation call it? Oh yes a "playah,"

You also feed off attention, simply making these tell tale lashs out to lure in people to insult you back and respond to your inane behaviour.

Since continuing to respond and evaluate your psyche is exactly what you want, demonstrated by you prompting me to go and "read you like a book", I will deny you from this and simply wait for you to lash out and continue being a fool till Rufus comes and locks this thread and bans you.