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Godoco · 06-23-2012

1. What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?

When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

2.Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality

3.A seal walks into a club.

4.Why are black people so good at basketball?

Dedication and hard work

5. Whats Green sticky and usually jumps at midnight

I dont know, thats why im asking you.

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Godoco Coder Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 901	Anti-Jokes 1. What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night. 2.Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality 3.A seal walks into a club. 4.Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work 5. Whats Green sticky and usually jumps at midnight I dont know, thats why im asking you. Last edited by Godoco; 06-23-2012 at 11:07 AM.