1. What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.
2.Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?
He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality
3.A seal walks into a club.
4.Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work
5. Whats Green sticky and usually jumps at midnight
I dont know, thats why im asking you.