I log on to see you not very often
And so then I feel like talkin'
The PMs that I send to ya'
While you idle on Stroseria
Seem to not get through to you
And my temper starts to brew
But there's nothing I can do
So I just idle too.

You spend too much time on Minecraft
Which I thought was really daft
But then I bought it on the Xbox
And now I love smashing blocks
So now I see why you're hooked
You should see my server, come take a look!

My biggest question for that guy
Is what's with the persona of a cat?
So who really is this clever being
Who right now will be agreeing
With me when I say, Matt,
You really are a rat
And I'll leave it at that
Until you send a PM back!!