Girl: hi
Me: hi
Her:Want to b my BF
I'm bored, so I say
Me: Ok
A few ass- kissing sections later...
Her: since I'm your gf can I have maracas
Me: no
Her: I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY BF IN TELLING EVERYONE YOU SCAMMED ME
Me: k
Her: wtf UR supposed to be begging me not to
Me: I don't trade
Her: damn how am I supposed to get maracas now