When people say "Noob" or "Lol" whenever they take your eye patch/bomb/arrow/gralat/bug exactly once, after you've just taken their's 10 times before that happened and every time you did they flipped a table.
When people ask me if I'm staff. Are you colorblind? Does my name look gold to you?
When people say 'Hi' then never respond to you. Ever. MAYBE I WANTED TO SAY HI BACK!? >:O
When guys use sad or crying face emoticons to get attention. No straight man should ever use ';(' on a daily basis.
When girls use sad or crying face emoticons to get attention. Yeah he broke up with you. You know why? Because he doesn't have an oxygen tank to swim in your tears.
When people fail at being seductive. Oh yes, you do. You really do.