Posted by some random pm to a staff member(Not based on an actual pm)

Player: Hey why am I jailed?
S.M: You were jailed for 'impersonating staff' by IP (Random jail reason)
Player: It was my little brother I swear, he does crazy stuff, Plz let me out of jail
S.M: Dude, I know you irl, you do not have a brother. :/
Player: uhh... *thinks "Oh crap"*