Romario did I ever tell you how much I love you? I spend all day thinking of you and your amazing sexy turtle body. I would so smash that. Whenever I don't see the amazing things you post, I weep. For what you post is truly works of art, perfectly worded, no leet spelling, no grammar errors, just perfect. For you Romario are the only man I will ever truly love. I want to be with you forever. I even broke up with my old boyfriend for you and your turtle ****. There is only one other guy I will love and he will call you dad. So please Romario, will you marry me?

P.S. LET YOUR ***** ****ING ROT YOU
LONELY ASS ***** **** WAD ******
I AM GONNA ****ING RIP YOUR **** OFF
WITH MY TOES, MY ****ING TOES!!! TOES!!!
DELETE THIS ****ING THREAD OR ELSE I WILL
HUNT YOU DOWN AND ****ING KILL YOU AND
YOUR LONELY ***** TURTLE FAMILY!!! **** YOU!!!

Yours Truly,
MrSimons