A friend of mine irl's story.
Some random baby: Adwopt meh plzzz!!!
Friend:Ok, I'm your dad.
baby: Take meh hom daddeh i want to eett!!
Friend: *invites* THIS FOOD IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, HAND IT OVER, YOUNG MAN!
baby: *drops over 1000 burger and hotdog.*
Friend: I am not your father anymore.. *Kicks*