GPs are really glorified tax collectors. When Baddies don't have enough to pay, they make them pay in blood and fingers, and cut out their tongues. They are forced into a life of crime, the only noise they can make being a muffled "Stawp!" Their lack of fingers makes them third rate criminals at best. They had a leader once. He was the hope of the baddy nation, a true hero like no other, in shining golden armor. He knew magic, too, and could summon lightning. However, he couldn't summon money, so Xor gouged out his eyes leaving him to randomly spray lightning in hopes of defending himself from the vulturous hordes of players who mobbed him for his once-shiny armor. He fled town, and now lives under the bridge in Era, completely insane. Occasionally he mutters something about ninjas while floating in the water.





Unixmad... must be stopped

sry my teacher told me not 2 tell that 2 old men on te internet