I love when people say some form of "if this was real life I'd beat you up." It's amusing for two reasons, the first being that person usually saying it is all talk because they know they will never see said individual expect behind some username on the Internet. The second is that it's alway funny to see someone get so worked up over something so petty, you are mad because someone is insulting some individual you worship for whatever reason.

Sounds like this duke character has made other accounts on this forum before, and based on your blind love for him their ideas that you are him under some other user name might not be too far from the truth.