"My father...was...an admin. And a fiend. And one night, he hosts more events than usual. Mommy grabs the ban hammer to defend herself. Xor doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So! Me watching, he takes the hammer from her, stealthed as he does it; then he turns to me and he says, 'Why so serious?' ...He comes to me with the hammer. 'Why so SERIOUS!?' He puts the hammer on my skull... 'Let's put a squash all over that face!' Annnnnnnnnndddddd....Why so serious?"