Join the Sovereign Baddy-Pyrat Legion today! Why work with those green and blue abominations when you and your friends can come together and annihilate all of the lesser classes of Graal? *paces through a formation of Baddies* Each and every baddy is equipped with armor that gives him 5.0 health. None of that silly weak standard 3.0 health normal Graalians have! Our armor is flattened and refined by the finest materials found in all of Graal *Baddy runs off out of a cave in the background carrying metals while being chased by angry Gnomes wielding hammers in the distance*.

Choosing Baddies is clearly a wise choice. We encourage financial stability *three Baddies drag Thym out of the bank screaming while beating him up for money*, insurance policies *more Baddies join in on beating up Thym in the background*, and quick and easy repayments for every loan given out *Baddies tauntingly hold Thym's bag of money in front of his face but he's too weak to reach up all the way for it*.

We fight for your rights as a Graalian. Here in York town, our Pyrats fight for over 24 hours a day for 7 hours a week to protect the interests of every Graalian. We combat tyrannious legions of those wretched Guards and other Graalians who oppose the true way of living. Our living. That is! Together, we ward off the evil threats of the guards, Zorbi and Gnomes.

Come and stop by your local Baddy and talk to him about joining our glorious legion! That is, if he does not kill you first. *bends over to child then gives him a Baddy helmet and polishes it it so it shines* Be a part of the greater future that lies with us! *smiles then tooth sparkles with an animated 'ding' noise then two guards grab the child with the helmet in the background then drag him into a dungeon* Join the Sovereign Baddy-Pyrat Legion today!