Posted by iChronic

last night i tried cooking cheese for my cheese sandwich in a toaster and it caused a short circuit. The lights went off in my house, the first floor. I had to open the curtains so that the moonlight could guide me back to the stairs.

I went upstairs to get my mining torch hat then i went back down.. i felt like Indiana Jones rofl cause i had a miner's hat on. Anyway, i got a fork and started poking the cheese from the toaster. It was too big so i used a knife.. i felt minor shocks rofl then i realized how dangerous this **** was so i just went back to my room leaving the knife inside the toaster. True story btw. Anyway i went on itunes and rented a movie..it took a while to download then suddenly this ****ing BOOM sound came from outside. The power went off so i had to wear the mining hat again.. i opened the window to check what it was and i saw this door blown from the power outlet.

i went to sleep and when i woke up i saw all these mother ****ing technicians from the council all over the house rofl. apparently there was a power cut in my whole area at around midnight. They fixed it right away but they had to come back because they thought it was a fire risk or something. I had to explain everything to them and ****. Anyway a person's cat got electrocuted and he kinda had to go hospital. The cat touched the open wires from the power outlet.

probably one of the worst days ever. worst day ever was when i killed a duck while on a holiday. I was throwing pine cones cause ducks are dumb AF thinking that they were bread. The ducks were swimming doing their duck activities with the other ducks, getting closer to where i was. I only wanted a picture. Anyway one of them got really close and i threw this rock and it actually hit one of the ducks. I was like: "o****, is the pine cone sinking or is it the duck"

The next day i went back to the place where i last saw the ducks..didnt see any dead ducks so i presume that the duck was just dazed when i hit it.