In old Higbey fashion:
They're all lying, deceitful, cheating scumbags who only care about money and the player count. They only care about money spent on gralat packs so Stefan and Unixmad can go to more strip clubs and buy more hookers. Also, they're very lazy. New players won't know the difference and buy them up! No ideas? Just resell them! F**k Classic's current staff, we need better ones.