Posted by PennyShine

1. Make a guild
2. Name it something that sounds like crappy Japanese
3. Put in gn: "Recruiting going for 1k hat need perm. Must have over 500 kills and be able to access all towers."
4. Recruit anyone even if they don't meet said requirements
5. Spam . in guild chat
6. Recruit 10 noobs to help you take a tower
7. While everyone attacks, spam "Attack" "Snow or kick" "Hit flag"
8. When you finally get it, spam "Down or kick" "WAKE UP!!!!!!" "STFU" "FLAG"
9. A guild almost took your tower? Recruit 10 more noobs to help you defend!
10. If you lose the tower, spam "Retake!" If your guild doesn't get it back right away, say in gc "Omfg I'm kicking all of u if u don't get it back!" Don't actually follow through on it though and tell everyone else that they better keep attacking or find a new tower.
11. Once you get a few hundred hours, put in gn: "Email hat submissions to [insert email here]. Winner gets hat!"
12. When you get to 900+ hours, start threatening to not give hats to people for certain things. For example: "Down or no hat" "Afk for more than 15 seconds=no hat." Say in gn you won't accept any hat chasers but let people in anyway.
13. Take forever to give the 1k hat out.
14. Only give the hat to yourself, your noob accounts, perms, and your best friends and pros that didn't even help.
15. Claim to be going further than 1k, but after a week kick everyone and retire.