Diane: now for the daily gossiper guildchat with me, Diane Montel, today a shocking scandal unfolded on our very own show, a man impersonating our traffic alerter John Wheling accused this thread of being spam, as the controversy spread Professor Higbey shared his own opinion.

Higbey: well, you see it's all a matter of perspective as-

Tom: sorry, we will lose too many viewers if you rant on our show again.
Now to the real John with the traffic!

John: there is no railroad! There is no railroad! THERE IS NO RAILROAD!!!