Advice to Ms. Platinum:

Don't chew gum or you will die. After one year or so, chewing gum isn't bad.
Drink Soda. Sometimes the fizz lessens the pain.
Try not to touch your teeth. It'll hurt more later if you do that.
Lastly, POPCORN IS THE DEVIL! IT WILL STAY IN THERE FOR MONTHS!
Same with Mexican Chips (Tortilla, Doritos)

Sincerely, Torah