I'll clarify since Comyt is shy when it comes to taking credit for one of his greatest accomplishments: he queued and beat me in a spar by 0.5, immediately unqueued afterwards and sat and watched me spar for 30 minutes while chatting and gossiping like a high school girl, then made a status and bumped an already-dead forum thread bragging about it

I'm about 99% sure none of you care at all, but make sure you guys congratulate him because that's the premise of that desperate post
I'm truly convinced that he may actually be the greatest sparrer of all-time after witnessing this, and in my 2495 other losses I've never experienced such defeat

But then I remember beating him 15-3 in a series and realize that he'll never be stupid enough to series me again and I come back to my senses and continue having fun while sparring

Come spar if you're reading this on Saturday morning because the arena is active right now
If there are any new sparrers who are active and have a cool personality, you can send me an in-game PM (or probably even David) and I can help you understand some stuff, overcome the initial learning curve, and maybe become a good sparrer