Let's not forget to create a fake persona of yourself in real life. While it is equally important to pretend you're great at sparring. You must also pretend that you're somebody you're not in real life. Don't worry! It's not lying, it's just exaggerating the truth! For the ladies at Burger Refuge, of course. Be sure to go on about how much you drink, and smoke, and have all sorts of s** and go to all these parties and play varsity football yet still somehow manage to sit 10 straight hours inside the battle arena, toning those finger muscles for that long throw! (Note: You don't actually have to do all of those things. Just say that you do and get really angry whenever somebody calls you a no-life and prepare to say all of these things right after they do.)

Everybody loves drama, right? Flirt with every moving object on your screen. Ask for nudes. Ladies can't resist the bit, strong, spar types! They'll be putty in your hands. See how many you can get at once. Don't worry about being an ass*ole. If anything, they would be the ones if they refuse to send you nudes! Be sure to treat them terribly while you're at it. Trust me, they love this sort of thing. Threaten to pixelly divorce them in Onnet if they don't submit. Ladies will be lining up in no time.

Last but not least: another important thing to do to look good at sparring while not actually be good at sparring is to join. A guild with only two letters or is some form of adjective. Hang out with other people who look like good sparrers. Do all of these things with them, and you'll like an amazing pro without ever setting foot in an actual queue ever again!

Edit: Lmao