What? How is it boring, did you even read it? I try to implant humor into it such as the robber's name being "I need a gf" because I've seen a few players with that name and it made me chuckle, along with the case of the robbers stealing gralats simply to purchase hats.
It was just the opening I was debating to myself wether to keep working on it or just quit if nobody cared anyways (usually seems to be the case).