In favor of the Halloween spirit I think I'll use a Quiji board to channel the emotions of the players currently in Club Crypt...

http://www.e-tarocchi.com/ouija/board.jpg (Unsupported image host)

Hold on... it's reacting, we're getting some input...
Player, can you tell us how you feel about Club Crypt? How is it on the other side?

OMG. Halloween sucks this year! Last year was better!

Last year was better? But it was the same.

No it wasn't!

Alright then, **** you too. Let's find someone else... Ah yes, hello, how is Club Crypt?

SUCH A RIP OFF THIS SPIDER IS SO EXPENSIVE I HATE YOU.

But all the two-player mounts are expensive.

I HATE YOU I HATE YOUR HALLOWEEN

Well I hate you too. Anyone else? Anyone...?

I HATE THIS GUILLOTINE THERE'S NO BLOOD OR ROLLING HEADS.

Alright, well I've had enough. Happy Halloween to you ungrateful little assholes too.