Posted by -HateD-

Yeah that guy is way too easy to troll so good on ya.
Since you already had an account and it seemed you had already logged on and played a bit the game probably skipped the tutorial for you. I'm not sure if you can go through it again but I assume if you made a guest account then logged on (in the login screen just click sign in as guest) it would take you through it then you could go back to your actual account to play. If not, I would walk to the mall (straight down from unstick) and see if you can find the NPC that's in charge of the tutorial (top right of the level I think)