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1.) Get into a guild with a lot of admins and become all buddy-buddy with them. Make sure that you NEVER disagree with them, ever, or you'll ruin all your chances of becoming staff.
2.) Make your status "Should I become admin? Yes: [insert number over 9000 here] No [insert number below 0 here]." If anyone does vote no, add -1 to the no votes.
3.) Show that you can actually contribute something to the server, such as an idea that 300 people already proposed, a guide that was copied from a guide that was copied from a guide, or that awesome hat that you stole from another server!
4.) Become a well known pr0. Arrow spam frequently and kill every afk in sight, bandwagon onto a tower guild that has 980 hours and beg for hat, and steal your mommy's credit card to buy gralat packs.
5.) Never respond to someone's pms if their stats are lower than yours. Associating yourself with noobs will cost you your entire future as an admin. Real admins don't acknowledge anyone below them, and you shouldn't either.
6.) Keep a collection of admin statues at your house. It will place you further up in Graal society, and once admins see that you've been routinely stalking them, there's no way they won't hire you!
7.) Make sure your application looks perfect! Include extensive details about how you're at least 18, your ample supply of maturity, how you've been playing Graal for 5 years, and that you're all they're looking for. It's ok if you're actually not any of these things, they won't know the difference.
8.) Join the queue for every event you're online for. If by chance you happen to get in, you gotta suck up. Hard. Make sure you repeatedly type their name in all caps along with "ILY" "YR THE BEST ADIAM EVUURRR" "LET ME WIN PLX". In the event that you actually do win, spam the admin with kiss-up messages while they're giving you the hat, and then show the hat off to every person online and claim it's an unreleased hat that the admins gave to you for free. You'll gain tons of respect from your fellow graalians, believe me.
9.) Report every person you see. It doesn't even matter what reason you make up, the Graal Police will just be happy that you've given them more people to ban. You'll be noticed and eventually recruited onto the staff team for your hard work.
10.) If you see an admin while you're playing Graal, take a screenshot while you're near them and then post the pictures on Facebook and caption it as if you were hanging out together. You will immediately be seen as admin material.
(DISCLAIMER: Since you're new to these forums, I'm just gonna let you know right now that none of these things will work. Don't try them.)
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