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Chip · 11-16-2014

Just thought I'd share some side-splitting (yukyuk) jokes with you guys.

You know, I was about to tell you a dead Marco joke, but I forgot the second half.
Marco just isn't half the man he used to be.
Why does everyone go out to dinner with Marco? Because he gets all his meals half-off.
You can play this one with your friends.
-Marco!
-He's dead, Jean!
Two and a Half Men, starring Marco
Marco sleeps with one eye open.
C'mon Marco! With you it's always in one ear and out the... Oh.
Marco wasn't very good at making split-second decisions.
They call it Water Polo, because if they called it Water Marco it wouldn't be half as fun.

I'm off to run away before a riot breaks out XD.
Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was

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Chip You am no real super sand Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: In your pantry (yum!) Posts: 25	AOT: Dead Marco Jokes Just thought I'd share some side-splitting (yukyuk) jokes with you guys. You know, I was about to tell you a dead Marco joke, but I forgot the second half. Marco just isn't half the man he used to be. Why does everyone go out to dinner with Marco? Because he gets all his meals half-off. You can play this one with your friends. -Marco! -He's dead, Jean! Two and a Half Men, starring Marco Marco sleeps with one eye open. C'mon Marco! With you it's always in one ear and out the... Oh. Marco wasn't very good at making split-second decisions. They call it Water Polo, because if they called it Water Marco it wouldn't be half as fun. I'm off to run away before a riot breaks out XD. Hope your day isn't half as bad as Marco's was . Last edited by Chip; 11-16-2014 at 07:05 PM. Reason: Thought of some more. Lol