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Wushen · 01-14-2015

And once you become a pro. it comes with all the benefits attached to being a graalian pro. Like you can write in your Job Resume or CV to increase the chances of getting a real life job.

Heres an example of what you could write in your CV when you become a pro.

e.g.

2005-2015,
Graal Professional Player

Definition: Professional Player stipulating skill and adept attitude in all aspects that constitute the online z*lda knockoff game known as graal.

Professional skill level in all aspects of the game.
- Participated successfully in numerous graal sparring and is involved in 'elite' guilds such as XXX and XXX.

- Sexy sparring statistics of 10,000 wins to 1 loss which i blame on lag by a damned asian/european/australian player.

- Sexy PK stats of 1 million kills.

- Owns a 10,000 hour towering guild. And 20 1k guilds.

- Spent 20,000 hours or 833 days or 2.2 years of my precious youth in the game.

- Owns at least two GFX sites and a guild with only 'pro gfx people'

- Top model at graalian guild xxxx modelling agency.

- Best dirty RPer at burger refuge. Second best "ask me anything" asker.

- Nominated best cop of the year at the police station with the most 'next's called out.

- Most eligible bachelor at the Singles bar.

- Professional farmer: Farmed a rainbow gralat within a month.

- Most 'unhated' baby award at daycare.

Skills

Stress management
Withstood and survived heckling from 20,000 noobs and still felt superior to everyone else in the game.

Hand eye coordination
Graal 'sparring' requires intensive keyboard or idevice control.

Computer skills
Successfully operated programs such as 'cheat engines' and then claimed to be a hacker.

Leadership skills
Yelled "DOWN OR KICK", "MOD OR KICK". "HIT FLAG OR KICK" repeatedly in towers.

Critical Thinking and argumentative skills
Regularly engaged in deep thought provoking exercises with ten year olds. Spent hours debating at burger refuge about the existence of God.

Writing Skills
Posted enough material in graalians to constitute a research thesis.

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Wushen Wuxia Join Date: May 2014 Location: In your closet, in your head Posts: 65	And once you become a pro. it comes with all the benefits attached to being a graalian pro. Like you can write in your Job Resume or CV to increase the chances of getting a real life job. Heres an example of what you could write in your CV when you become a pro. e.g. 2005-2015, Graal Professional Player Definition: Professional Player stipulating skill and adept attitude in all aspects that constitute the online zlda knockoff game known as graal. Professional skill level in all aspects of the game. - Participated successfully in numerous graal sparring and is involved in 'elite' guilds such as XXX and XXX. - Sexy sparring statistics of 10,000 wins to 1 loss which i blame on lag by a damned asian/european/australian player. - Sexy PK stats of 1 million kills. - Owns a 10,000 hour towering guild. And 20 1k guilds. - Spent 20,000 hours or 833 days or 2.2 years of my precious youth in the game. - Owns at least two GFX sites and a guild with only 'pro gfx people' - Top model at graalian guild xxxx modelling agency. - Best dirty RPer at burger refuge. Second best "ask me anything" asker. - Nominated best cop of the year at the police station with the most 'next's called out. - Most eligible bachelor at the Singles bar. - Professional farmer: Farmed a rainbow gralat within a month. - Most 'unhated' baby award at daycare. Skills* Stress management Withstood and survived heckling from 20,000 noobs and still felt superior to everyone else in the game. Hand eye coordination Graal 'sparring' requires intensive keyboard or idevice control. Computer skills Successfully operated programs such as 'cheat engines' and then claimed to be a hacker. Leadership skills Yelled "DOWN OR KICK", "MOD OR KICK". "HIT FLAG OR KICK" repeatedly in towers. Critical Thinking and argumentative skills Regularly engaged in deep thought provoking exercises with ten year olds. Spent hours debating at burger refuge about the existence of God. Writing Skills Posted enough material in graalians to constitute a research thesis.