Posted by Comyt

-~my professional opinion~-

1. everybody is going to do whatever will help them win the spar. if you can't beat this, play more and adapt.

2. everybody is going to do whatever will help them win the spar. if you can't beat this, don't play against them. it's dumb to queue against a hacker.

3. everybody is going to do whatever will help them improve their ratio. report these losers if you find them, but that most likely won't do anything because graal is dead and no staff care enough to do anything about this.

4. everybody is going to do whatever will help them win the spar. if you can't beat this, play more and adapt. if you still can't beat this, don't play against them. you shouldn't be made fun of for not wanting to spar someone who has a crazy advantage. (yes lag is an advantage, those who lag have way more experience sparring with their lag than those who are sparring against them. if you want to argue with this you're crazy, fall off.)

5. trash talking increases competition by angering the other person, driving them to want to win more. if you are 5 years old and can't handle some loser on the internet talking badly to you, block them or snitch by reporting them to a staff member who won't respond anyways.

6. nobody should ever type in a spar match, you should only be focused on beating your opponent, not talking to them. you can do that after you win/lose. if someone types in a spar match, definitely hit them and it'll shut them up.

7. if you join the queue to spar, you shouldn't go afk, you will be up eventually. just hit the afk person, don't wait for them. there are other people in the queue growing more and more impatient if you inconvenience them by waiting for some dude to come back.

8. all of these rules were really dumb and i don't understand why awful sparrers continue to make threads like this. also, refer to #5.

side note: game is dead. sparring is all irrelevant now anyways.