"jester, can I suck your **** if you hire me for PR" (note: this is a guy)
Me: "1. I'm not homo sorry. 2. I'm not staff. 3. You're that desperate?"
5 minutes pass, he changes his look to female and sex, but leaves status the same.
"I'll suck your **** to be admin"
Me: *facepalm**block*