I had a newb that followed me around like a robot. Took me a while to figure it out, he must have been foreign and couldn't read english, but he saw my character at balamb when he logged on and thought I was part of the game because of my name sounding like a npc name (you know, not filled with "evilsup3rkoolxxx1337masterzero" crap)

He tried talking to me in whatever language (it was like Russian or something) and I had no idea so I had to communicate with similes