"A woman's place is the kitchen" -Jessie Divine

"You're not lapse leader! He died in a fire." -Random dude

"May I john Lapse?" him
"John Lapse?" me
"Sure I'll change my name to John Lapse."
"-.-" -Neev

"if you were a cow I would milk you" - Random Dude

"wanna go out?" her
"I don't know you" me
"get to know me"
"but I don't know you"
"..."
"?"
"I love you"
"eww cooties"
"..." -Random nub girl

"I want your body" - everyone who wants a custom from me -.-

"what does lapse mean?" him
"it means laugh as people suffer everyday" me
"that's kinda emo"
"yes now if you'll excuse me I have to go apply my mascara" -Random

"are you admin?" her
"do I look like one?" me
"yes"
"oh. Prolly cuz I'm a nimda"
"nimda?"
"Jedi mind trick activate"
"you're weird..."


There you go marker. Some recent ones and some from a while back ~<3