If you have the chance, here in Minnesota we have been given the nickname, "Minnesota nice," which is true according to out of state visitors. No state is perfect, but if you get the chance to move to Minnesota you will love it as long as you don't move directly in the Metro. I must warn you though, the weather gets pretty nasty.
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Okay if we are going to do this like a movie here is how it's gonna go. You're going to come to America, you're gonna get beat up everyday. Then one day when you're getting picked on a little Asian guy is going to save you. He's gonna teach you karate by you waxing his cars and painting your fences. Then your uncle is going to build a time machine with a dalorian and a flux capacitor.
You're gonna go back in time and realiZe your dad got picked on as a kid too. Your gonna meet your mom and ages gonna be attracted to you. You're gonna kiss her on the mouth and then beat up. You're gonna beat up your dad's bullies because you got a hover board.. Then when you come back to the future your dad is gonna be cool because you changed the past. The ones that once were your bullies now will wash your car because you'll be the Man!
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I'm Luke Skywalker and I can confirm this.