You forgot:

call yourself super kawaii and put an inside joke in your status nobody will understand
Then say single like a pringl ready to mingle on your status or ____(insertname) is bae
with rainbow status with a overused


3000 : +rep sardon till your fingers break
I usualy put deep statuses that make you think..

"Time is but a creation of man" - sardon
"through darkness will be light and in the light will be darkness" -sardon