So anyone in the public eye. Could be fictional characters too I suppose.

Dusty - Steve Jobs
Albie - Kourtney Kardashian / "Story time" Vine Guy
Zetectic - The ninja out of G.I Joe
Kuz - Samuel L Jackson
Kosiris - The Thing out of Fantastic Four
Thallen - Benedict Cumberbatch

I really want to know who I would be LOL