Good idea until you said:
"you've sparred PC noobs or fought them in PK you know that they love to use Ctrl+L,O,P,X and so on. Makes them feel super pro. Obviously iDevice noobs can't do that, thus not being able to feel pro.
I suggest that classic sells animated emoticons that include like 4-8 expressions per emoticon.
Example: :p, :o, :L, :h, :z
or they could customize it to choose their expressions from a list.
Story of why I brought it up:
I was fighting mood a couple months back in Destiny and every time I would get a good win I would hit him with the Ctrl+p,o,l,h, and when he got a good win he would hit me with the elly belly emoticon. I felt so bad for him trying to be cool like us iPC players that I figured I would try to get them(iphoners) an emoticon that would make them feel pro like us, the iPC masterrarce.
Another amazing idea by GOAT "