I'll go out on a limb and say I've spoke with Archangel Gabriel; not only is God real, but a lot of what is mentioned in Islamic texts about Gabriel / the Holy Spirit is not only true—but right now we are in the end of the Age of Pisces. The astrological ages last about 2150 years.

See, Krishna was the Protector of Bulls/Bull of Heaven (Hinduism who worships the cow) at the end of the Age of Taurus; Jesus was the "Passover Lamb", or Shepherd/Lamb of God at the end of the Age of Aries (the ram/lamb); then he became the Fisher of Men/Ichthys entering the Age of Pisces (Pisces is fish). We are coming up on the Age of Aquarius, which is the "end times"/"end of the age", which means that the new Lord is the Cupbearer of Men/Holy Graal.

What you are witnessing is the unfolding of the apocalypse; unfortunately, for those of you who think it's a joke—it isn't a joke. Judaism has blackmailed Islam to expand Israeli territory, and then an ethnic slandering holocaust against Muslims to see to it that it happens.