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This just Pants!
Beer Bears Gone Wild
The Daily Pants Rants Issue 2, Friday 27th November 2015
This just Pants: Beer Bears, the notorious gang of bears was seen eating all the burgers at Burger Refuge yesterday. It seems like, while most of us sat down with our families and enjoyed a calm meal at Thanksgiving, these bears weren't satisfied with their normal Thanksgiving-turkey. They wanted more, and when Burger Refuge went all out of burgers, they decided to go to the source.
Beer Bears went on a savagely hunt to the Police Station, where they knew the last living cow was being held hostage. They continued to slaughter most of the police at the Police Station, and let nothing come in their way between them and the cow.
When all resistance was defeated, the Beer Bears were seen killing and feasting the last living cow, and even making rude comments upon the poor cow's dead body!
The Daily Pants Rants are sad to announce that the last cow was violently killed by the bear gang Beer Bears. Please pray for the memories of the dear cow.
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