YOU and some others turned this into a flame war, OP was being serious with this thread and it does not violate any of the forum rules regardless of how dumb you think it may be.

The other thread "parodying off this thread" was a blatant attempt at making fun of OP and was more destined for a flame war than this one.

You don't need to get offended by everything you read on the internet, if you dislike a thread just don't reply to it and stop reading it.