Poop, vomit, and weed.
I was at a kickback and the cops were called because of the noise. I was outside the door (apartment complex) when I saw them turn the corner. I realized I was holding my buddy's bud because it made me feel super cool :O I remembered that I had it and ran into the house and flushed it down the toilet. It was pretty stupid since they couldn't go into the house anyways lol