Rap battling the peasant Colin for presents
Close your eyes kids this aint gon be pleasant

You're deleting my threads
Taking Unix's bread
Though my posts are gold
your jokes are clearly dead
So what your main is old?
You can't ban OG ReD
Want a relapse on what I just fp4ing said?

Rewind the whole forum a few pages
Colin rages, keeping our opinions trapped in cages
Repping those mod powers killing Comyt and his (Sage)'s
Only thread kept pure is that developer Wajor's

Then we find out he got a nasty past
Even nastier than the classic sub-
getting ghastly fast

I spent so much time writing this so if you don't gift me
I'll soon end your life, slowly not swiftly