"I hate my life, I wanna die, I have no iPhone" "but I still hate my life, even though I don't have an IPhone." My iPad can do amazing things, just like any old IPhone. I like playing Graal but my life still sucks, who care bout' iPhone." See my life is more impartant than some random iPhone." But things are going on in my life, that suck more than an IPhone." I really really want to die, I don't care bout' no iPhone." I feel like I should my death is the right way, screw the goddamn IPhone." My absence will improve the world, insert phrase about IPhone." But I really want to die, my life sucks more than an iPhone" Welp, the summary is I hate my life, but I don't like the goddamn IPhone."