Posted by Conquest

Yes, God is a simpleton slave of tools like you lacking divine voice or prodigious power, sitting around casting favor upon your ineptitude for being too stupid to recognize your spiritual superiors—and gleefully calling them "assholes", "religious zealots", "obsessed", "annoying", "inept", "delusional", "missing the point", "judgmental", "arrogant", "idiotic", and "ignorant" in single sentences. Ah, I wonder how long it took you to solve the meaning of life … I bet you worked veeeery long & hard, struggled greatly and spoke with many deities. I bet you searched the earth high & low, and endured great spiritual trials being another cliché consumer obsessed with cold-kindness & waking up every day for the most evil men in the universe, running away on the treadmill of dollar crunching in a sea of self-assured normalcy. What a true beacon of God's mind you are! What a true, true beacon … Yes, God—the King Alpha Lion of all mankind shines his favor down upon you.

GREAT JOB! Keep that up.