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Did you tell people the truth when they asked you how you broke your arm?
Bob: Hey Sard! Whoa. What happened to your arm?
Sardon: I broke it while turning the page in a book.
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I told them I was out in the forest where a bear decided to start a fight with
a 10 feet tall grizzly bear.
I chocked it with one hand and it immidiatly died.
But then I was assaulted by 4 more bears which I beat the **** out of but one of them broke my arm for a few months so...