It's worth dismissing as a conspiracy theory rather than strange situation that we should look into, because the possibility of a cable or telecom provider trying to hide negative coverage of a presidential candidate that they've donated $xxx,xxx to and is well-known to dish out favors to major cooperations and foreign governments is just way too far-fetched to even consider

*Continues to sip pig semen from my goblet while naked children dance in front of a fire*