An actual list you need to follow:
1. Be honest in your application (the image contains swearing don't click it if your easily offended-it's just a joke)
2. Look dope
3. Have a cool name. Like urmmm... errrr... rekkles
4. Add EVERYONE IN THE GAME.
5. Commit your life to graal and become blood brothers with the battle arena.
6. Put in your status. "PM ANY GRAAL-RELATED QUESTIONS YOU HAVE" then turn pm's onto friends only.
And walla you're hired.
this is just a joke.