First of all, a round of applause to Hoyt for the finishing. If there was a single aspect of this game that I'd give a nod to, it'd be this.

WHO IS THIS SMALL INTELLECTUAL BOY, AND WHY IS HE NOT PRESIDENT?!

Guys, I've said this time and again in previous threads... NUKE THIS CRAP BOMB AND GO VANILLA!!!

How many more gloriously overpowered death machines are going to enter this game, and get thrown in the closet after the Staff finally come to their senses? How many more pistols do you want before you finally decide "Eh, they all shoot about the same, I'll stick with the .45"? How many more utterly ridiculous ideas will you accept- like the over-sized red & blue anime throwing swords (here's looking at you, you ******ed weeaboo admins)- before the developers realize that this game is based on the American 1800's?

I said it once, I'll say it again... I'm over there trying to weave through a stream of bullets while 'Johnny & Suzy-No Skill' are over sitting in a corner, blasting me in the back with a shotgun.

If you're a "pro sparrer" why don't you show off your "pro-ness" by fighting a .45 kid with another .45? (Instead of those ******ed spamming Freddies that can be used by any 5yr-old on the planet!)

I have the Turkey Blaster! I have the VIP Boomerang! I have a Rustle Shotty... (Jesus Christ I couldn't imagine having a C-Bow or Nature Destroyer)... but most importantly, I have my pride... because I know it's all disgusting. Everyone in this thread knows it's disgusting!... So how much more can you take?!

This game is a three-legged horse. Put ol' Lassie out of 'er misery... or GO VANILLA.