Posted by Rusix

When classic is in a world where your horse can literally eat an entire bomb whole, And somehow not get their insides blown up but then instead gain the power to breath literal fire or bomb breath on command. And how your mount somehow becomes several times faster just by eating entire bushes. While we are at the topic of bushes. This is also a world where bushes are twice as lethal as any sword, bomb or arrow, You know, actual weapons made to kill people. Or how you somehow got pockets big enough to carry several mounts, Your entire bomb collection, all your hats, All your other clothes and basically literally anything you own that isn't furniture. And you think mounts having to be on the ground to wear horse shoes to make sense justifies any of this madness?