"Tonight on the news, there was a graal convention today, where it was hell. 8 year olds were running rampant and punching and kicking people who are known to be admins on this game. A man named 'azreal' was flipping burgers and some children flipped it over and set the convention center on fire. There were 700 casualties. Nobody could escape. In other news, McDonalds on main-street is closing. All this and more, at 11pm."