1. Stefan and Unixmad wouldnt do this
2. If they did the tickets would be super expensive
3. If they did it would be France.
4. If they did only like 40 people would show and it would be awkward as hell .
5. Most devs wouldn't go
6. Any devs that would go would probably end up punching a brat by the end of the day
7. The 2-7 girls that attend would be hit on beyond doubt
8. Unixmad and Stefan would have to hire guards and set up a bulletproof glass booth.
9. Half the room would be taken up by unixmads bread collection project.