I would go if I was not a kid and terrified of the players that would be raping everyone in sight. And the players that clearly have a bloodlust IRL that forces them to attack everyone in sight in the game. And I'd much rather spend money on going back to New Zealand.

The only thing I'd go for is the noob photo - I'd treasure that forever
Oh, and if it's in a noob suit, I'd buy that off the guy in it. I'd walk around town as a mean as noob, whacking people and bushes with my plastic sword and demanding Gralats. Then I'd get my cardboard bombs and go to the airport and ask for tickets to Graal, that would take me to the mysterious Golden Portal, because that's what it's for. Because the holy grail is truly a quest to open a magic portal to Graal (which would be free, and much better than taking a plane).
So it's more than one thing.

So, yeah, I'd go, but I'd need to be stealth-like, and a ninja, so I'm not seen. I'd just take the noob suit and get out of there :]