Players PM me within less of a second of me logging on.
When I change the way I look, they send me a pm "THATS A NICE NEW LOOK"
When people take that FB relationship a bit too serious. "HEY IM BROTHERS WITH [this player] AND IT SAYS YOU ARE HIS FATHER, SO THAT MAKES ME UR SON SO HI DAD" and non-stop sending me fb messages / in-game PMs calling me "dad'
Players (who know I'm a staff member) follow me or sits like 10 blocks away to make sure that I don't know they are following me to see what I will say. lol
or when people think they are "Pro" when I lose a spar against them.