I have zero taller ants for people who can't tell sarcasm from seriousness.  

Posted by Count

I have zero taller ants for people who can't tell sarcasm from seriousness.

I bet my ants are taller than your ants  

Posted by Count

I have zero taller ants for people who can't tell sarcasm from seriousness.

Do you have a lot of shorter ants though?  

Posted by CM

Do you have a lot of shorter ants though?

Make my words, I do.  

Posted by Yog

I bet my ants are taller than your ants

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I can't tell if that's sarcasm or if your ants really are taller.  

Posted by PigParty

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I can't tell if that's sarcasm or if your ants really are taller.

After all is set and done, does it really matter?